Wednesday, December 24, 2014

The Twelve Days of Geekness

Here's a little rerun of a holiday favourite of mine, enjoy.

The Twelve Days of Geekness

To be sung as a duet, with one singer singing in the traditional Twelve Days of Christmas style and the other doing spoken asides of the words in brackets. The last two lines are spoken.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve Luxans Fighting (over who gets the last Christmas cookie)
Eleven Wizards Conjuring (including the two Harry’s, Dresden and Potter)
Ten Lords a-Battling (in a no holds barred war for Westeros)
Nine Nazgul Riding (run, Frodo run)
Eight Capacitors a-Fluxing (but no Deloreans, alas)
Seven Slayers a-Slaying (dust those vamps, Buffy)
Six Cylons a-Scheming (BSG forever!)
Five Magic Rings (my precious)
Four Birds of Prey (Klingon, of course)
Three AI’s (enter the Matrix, Skynet)
Two Firefly shuttles (plus Serenity and its crew)
And a Doctor Who in a Tardis (complete with sonic screwdriver)

I’m going to need more room on my collectables shelf (you got that right).

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